i find it hilarious when people change their relationship status to "In a relationship with..." after dating for two weeks.

i don't know if there's a button to cancel a friendship petition in facebook, but maybe you should start looking for it because i won't add you. never.

at moments, i can't really stand people that fill your events page in FB with events that you'd never attend.


and don't get me started on the ones that want to sell you the carrots they've grown in their farms.