when i hear a car alarm go for a long time, especially early in the morning, i just wish that that car gets stolen once and for all.

if you really care about your stupid care, pay attention to the alarm!

 the whole neighbourhood doesn't deserve the loud noise of your negligence.

fighting with journalists and lawyers for the title of worst profession ever, we find the bus drivers.

95% of the drivers have no respect for human life nor for that little rule that says if a person is at the bus stop and raises his/her hand when the bus is approaching, the bus driver should stop to allow him/her to get in the bus.

all these bus drivers should have a heart attack and die waiting for the ambulance trapped behind a bus that just doesn't let it pass. why? because is driven by another motherfucker disrispectful bus driver, that's why.

I hate being at work when it's raining... I would rather be at home reading a nice book. I also hate being at work when it's nice outside, I would rather be siting in a park reading a nice book.
I guess I just don't like to work?

turist flying in economic class that complains about the lack of space should end up locked for 10 hours in a tiny overloaded elevator.

turists flying in economic class that invade the next passanger space should have the same punishment.