names that i really dislike in argentina: jessica, jennifer, jacqueline, jonathan, melanie, brian... what were you thinking when you decided to combine those names with a spanish or italian last name for your child?

it's awful.

i'm sorry, i don't like to be mean*, but it is.







* you know what i mean.

a kid crying because he has his hand trapped in a revolving door it is just another example of bad parenting and of why people shouldn't bring their children to work.

i'm really thinking on introducing a project for bars to divide them in three areas Smokers, No Smokers and Families.

yeah, the crying and shouting of your baby is as intoxicating as the smoke of a cigarette. 

can i have a weekend of peace, please?!

every time i hear a parent yelling at his/her kids until his/her voice starts fading away - unfortunately for the children - my theory about parenting gets confirmed.

no, not every single human being is designed to be a parent. deal with it. use birth control, you psycho.

it's a wonderful thing to see in places like Berlin, Brussels or Den Haag, fathers walking around with their kids. As per argentineans fathers, still a huge percentage think it's a "mom's duty" to change diapers - going for a walk alone with their children for most of them is still a miracle to come.

tell me, what kind of idiotic reason made you decide to become a parent?

every time i see a woman pregnant i try to think in which ways she (or them - she and her couple - if she's not a single mom) will ruin her child's mind.

what happens with the dogs it's in a way similar to what happens with babies.

if a person decides to bring yet another person to this world, why should i suffer the consequences of his/her decision?

please, let me have my tea in peace, and take your stupid-with-no-limits-cry-a-lot-child out of my sight.

people that use strollers, should get a permit. those things are dangerous, specially in the wrong hands.

no, being a parent doesn't make you smarter, you moron!