Showing posts with label you suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label you suck. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Sunday, April 3, 2011
names that i really dislike in argentina: jessica, jennifer, jacqueline, jonathan, melanie, brian... what were you thinking when you decided to combine those names with a spanish or italian last name for your child?
it's awful.
i'm sorry, i don't like to be mean*, but it is.
* you know what i mean.
it's awful.
i'm sorry, i don't like to be mean*, but it is.
* you know what i mean.
Labels:
buenos aires,
culture,
parenthood,
you suck
Monday, February 14, 2011
valentine's day should be renamed to moron's day, a day where all the stupid people that is in a couple, for some stupid reason, feel the need to spend money in stupid gifts with the shape of hearts to give to their partners, and where all the stupid single people feel sorry for themselves for being singles and for don't having someone to buy stupid gifts heart-shaped for.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Friday, October 29, 2010
if someone goes walking just in front of me in the street, with his groceries, and suddenly his bag breaks apart and everything is spread out on the sidewalk, i would offer him a hand to help him to collect everything.
now, if when i try to help him he says to me "oh, yeah? you want to help me?! well, you have to pay me 2$ first", I would laugh my ass off and walk away thinking he must be insane for trying to charge me for helping him.
and you would think that every sane person in the world would react more or less in the same way, right?!
wrong!!!
the world is full of idiots willing to pay money to volunteer!!!
now, if when i try to help him he says to me "oh, yeah? you want to help me?! well, you have to pay me 2$ first", I would laugh my ass off and walk away thinking he must be insane for trying to charge me for helping him.
and you would think that every sane person in the world would react more or less in the same way, right?!
wrong!!!
the world is full of idiots willing to pay money to volunteer!!!
Labels:
get a fucking grip,
get a life,
i care,
the world sucks,
you suck
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
and you, silly silly girl, stop pretending you're a lady, moron!
crossing your legs when someone is sitting in front of you, leaving no room for the other person, doesn't make you look nice or sexy, it's just make you look like an imbecile that doesn't aknowledge anyone beyond herself
crossing your legs when someone is sitting in front of you, leaving no room for the other person, doesn't make you look nice or sexy, it's just make you look like an imbecile that doesn't aknowledge anyone beyond herself
Labels:
get a fucking grip,
i care,
public transportation,
you suck
i hate when guys sit in the bus or in the subway with their legs spread wide and they don't even close it a little when someone sits beside them. the world doesn't belong to you, you know?
not even the bus!
shut your fucking legs and give me some space, you egotistic freak.
not even the bus!
shut your fucking legs and give me some space, you egotistic freak.
Labels:
i care,
public transportation,
sexism,
you suck
Monday, September 27, 2010
i always amuse myself seeing people fighting for a seat in the bus or in the subway. you can see how mean, rude and selfish a human being can be in the most stupid context.
traveling seated is so important to you that you're willing to go back a couple of steps in the evolution line?
just think about it the next time you're about to nail your elbow in someone else's rib cage.
traveling seated is so important to you that you're willing to go back a couple of steps in the evolution line?
just think about it the next time you're about to nail your elbow in someone else's rib cage.
Monday, September 20, 2010
sorry, but if you decide to make another comment about my legs, i'll be forced to break yours, you wanker.
Labels:
sexism,
work,
worst professions ever,
you suck
Saturday, September 11, 2010
quoting one of the most depressive bands ever:
what the hell i'm doing here? i don't belong here!
Labels:
buenos aires,
everyone else,
growing up,
i care,
music,
shit happens,
the world sucks,
traveling,
you suck
Monday, August 16, 2010
i find it hilarious when people change their relationship status to "In a relationship with..." after dating for two weeks.
Labels:
facebook sucks,
get a life,
relationships,
you suck
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
the people that send me a powerpoint with cheesy lines for friendship day are not my friends. the people that send that kind of email to everyone in their contact list (including probably boss, friends of a friend of a friend, former coworkers that haven't seen in 3 years, and the guy that replied a question in a forum), they don't actually have real friends.
it's not possible.
well, maybe they're friends with people that do the same stupid thing.
grow up, you're not in high school anymore.
it's not possible.
well, maybe they're friends with people that do the same stupid thing.
grow up, you're not in high school anymore.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
i don't like spam in general. but i particularly dislike the spam that comes in the form of ppt from friends with religious images, babies, puppies, teddy bears and really, really corny content. get-a-life.
Labels:
friends,
get a fucking grip,
get a life,
you suck
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