there's something really teenager in spending hours and hours talking to your friends on the phone. it's was sort of cute when we were 14, now, it's just annoying.

go out for a coffee or a beer and stop talking about your personal life two steps away from me.

i read somewhere that opening a twitter account to tweet in the language you're learning helps you to increase your vocabulary and enhance your grammar, so i thought about opening an account to write in german.

but then i though how boring it would be since i could only post in present tense. at that point i started to think about my crappy past and my uncertain future, and i decided that it might not be a bad idea.

i have the suspicion that not everyone understood the joke behind gmail motion. at least not as quickly as they should have.

there you should be an app that would make a phone call to your mobile if you don't interact with twitter and/or facebook and/or gtalk after 8 am from monday to friday. the call should have a taped voice that would say "wake up, you idiot, it's 8 am already".  this way, i'd avoid oversleeping and rushing to get to work on time.

i'll never understand how someone decides to pay during a whole year a phone that's going to get stolen after 10 days.

think!

first thing in the morning: some people go straight to the bathroom, some to the kitchen, others open the curtains. me? i just click the space bar of my laptop.

the screen of my computer is about to die. i'm already in mourning.

people that don't use bcc or cc when they send massive mails about their new project - or something very uninteresting like that - should have their emails accounts shut down.